So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Women's rights...

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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