There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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whats chinese noodles

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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