Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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