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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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