- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

hi bye

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Justin Bieber

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD