- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

hi bye

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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