Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Tough crowd tonight...

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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