- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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