- Anti Joke

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I like colin but not as much as apple

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

John Cena for president