- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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