Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Cleveland winning something

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

So does Blake

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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