who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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