so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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