your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

squash squash who squash my ass

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Your dads dead. lol

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

an athiest walks into a church

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a frog?

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