- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

YES! EXACTLY!

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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