what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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