- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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