Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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