Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Get off my porch.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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I killed someone today. :D

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

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