How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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