Misner is a twat.

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GADZOOKS!

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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