Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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NEVER

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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