You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Gay Rights

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homework

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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penus

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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