- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Ross.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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