- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

The game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

No.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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