- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

fruit salad?

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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