- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Your Mom

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Women's rights.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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