- Anti Joke

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

whats white and looks like paper paper

whats white and pointless? chalk.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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