Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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