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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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