- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

what do gay people eat?? food

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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