- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

NEVER

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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