Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why is pi? Because circles.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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