- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

* anti-punchline

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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