Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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