- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

An Italian leaves the mofia

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

42, that is all

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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