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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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