- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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