I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Basically

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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