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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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