Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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