- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Basically copying you.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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