- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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