Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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