What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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A white person at Harvard

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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