What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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boner

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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