Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

what do u call a black person by his name

kill yourself

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the dog eat poop?

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

its all aodhan

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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