- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

honest politician

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

women's rights

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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