[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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