knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

God

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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