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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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