How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

A man sat on a chair

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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