- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

fava beans

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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