- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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