- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A ginger was with his friends

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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