What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Obama

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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children burning

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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