- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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