- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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