You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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