whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Republicans

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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