Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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