What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Donald Trump.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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