- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

your mom

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Loner.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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