Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

stuarts mum

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Women's rights

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

ME NAME IS JEFF

see ya

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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