too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Lewis

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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