- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Whats worse than a joke? This

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's circular and round A circle

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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