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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Grammer is very important

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

womens rights.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Racial equality.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

its snowing on mount fuji

Hillary Clinton

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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