There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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