Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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