I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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#Hanging Degus

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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