A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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honest politician

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homosexuals are gay

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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The Christian Bible.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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