So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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