Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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