What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

U mad?

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

FIONN'S LIFE

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Anti Joke

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