why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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#Hanging Degus

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Grammer is very important

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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womens rights.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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