- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What is the meaning of life? 42

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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