What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Your future.

I'm sn otter

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Jerry.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Im black

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Anti Joke

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