Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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