- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

guess what chicken butt

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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