- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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