Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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