What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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hey, my names mark.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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the holocaust

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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