- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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