whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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GONNA

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Autism speaks but not really

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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