Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This is a random Anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What rhymes with milk...milf

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops