- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why was the gay guy sad?

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

The Holocaust

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss