Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Anti Joke

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