- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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