What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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so the weather's nice...

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Anti Joke

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