bees knees

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's funnier than 24? 25

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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