What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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You have friends

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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see ya

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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