- Anti Joke

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400