- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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