- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when debbie meets downer

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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