Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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you lose.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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