- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

kesha is a virgin.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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