- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

I told you it would happen

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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