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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Gun Control

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.