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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

You and your parents are going to die today

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