- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What's circular and round A circle

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What do you call a black man? Black

Church.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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