- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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